America, today is your day! The day has come to kick out the guy who thinks he's President but has never won a Presidential Election.
Watch this.. press play:
He has given you the finger. Now's your chance to give it right back.
Watch this.. press play:
He has given you the finger. Now's your chance to give it right back.
posted by iPedro at 6:39 PM
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YOU'RE FROM CANADA! WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT OUR PRESIDENT? HOnestly.
The USA is our neighbour, we're affected by policies "Made in the USA". Who makes those policies? Your President.
This isn't limited though to just Canada. The whole international community feels that the number one threat to world peace is Dubya... and justifieably so.
The whole world was hoping (and expecting) that Bush would get kicked out of office. We were all surprised when he wasn't!
Take a look at an exceprt of his "resumé":
LAW ENFORCEMENT: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine
in 1976 for driving under the influence (DUI) of alcohol. I pled
guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas
driving record has been "lost" and is not available.
MILITARY: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and
went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer
any questions about my drug use. By joining the
Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam.
COLLEGE: I graduated from Yale University, C average. I
was a cheerleader and my frat's rush chairman. I applied to Texas Law
twice and was rejected. Oddly enough, even with a C average, I got
in to Harvard MBA school. There are few that can say that.
PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas
in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas.
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a
sweetheart deal that I used nearly no money down
($100,000 vs +$20 million each formy equal partners)
that took land using taxpayer money. Sold that for a
huge profit also.
With the help of my father and our right-wing friends
in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay),
I was elected Governor of Texas.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil
companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the
most smog-ridden city in America.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the
tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any
Governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida,
and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court,
I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing
cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any
12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the
U.S. stock market.
I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal
record.
I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year
period.
After taking-off the entire month of August, I presided over the worst
security failure in U.S.history.
I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a
WMD.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
In my first year in office over 2-million Americans lost their jobs and
that trend continues.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.
I set the record for least number of press conferences
than any President since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S.
history and refused to intervene when corruption
involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and
support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops
and their families -- in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people
worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues
(15 million people)shattering the record for
protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I've broken more international treaties than any
President in U.S. history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the
richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker
named after her.
I am the first President in U.S. history to order an
unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a
sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the
majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the
largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I am the first President in U.S. history to have the
United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. prisoners
of war" (detainees) and thereby have refused to abide
by the Geneva Convention.
I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the
World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the
most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in
world history.
I am first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat
to world peace and security.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring
Osama Bin Laden to justice. I did find Sadaam Hussein,
but have yet to find any proven linkage between him and 9/11.
But that doesn't stop my VP and everyone else in my
cabinet from saying there is.
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